THE INTERVIEW - 2

Now someone's been bitten by the sequel bug. sequel's hardly work but my fetish for sequels is the driving force behind this blog.


SANDEEP(THE HOST): the shows been a big hit, we have been getting calls from people demanding an extended version. so hope we did not trouble you much?

SANDEEP( THE GUEST): anytime brother

SANDEEP( THE HOST): last time around i have missed out on some things. i am gonna make up for it now.

SANDEEP( G): carry on.

SANDEEP( H): here comes the first one.

SANDEEP( H): best quote you have ever come across?

SANDEEP( G): I'm an old-fashioned guy . . . I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

SANDEEP( H): who said that?

SANDEEP( G): ashok gorrepati.

SANDEEP( H): that guy heard he's your brother. now you have any of your own.

SANDEEP( G): shitman i have to think of one and to think of one i need a cigarette and you are gonna give me one.

SANDEEP( H): ( hands out a gold flake king) here you go.

SANDEEP( G): who's gonna light it my dad?

SANDEEP( H): sorry mate there's a match box on the desk behind you.

SANDEEP( G): okie got one it goes like this " anything i have done uptill 21, oct 2009. was an illusion existing without living. the birth of my blogspot gave me life".

SANDEEP( H): you have got a blogspot? interesting man. if you have got a blogspot then everyone else would have got one.

SANDEEP( H): if given a chance to choose an original sound track of your life what would you choose?

SANDEEP( G): nobodies by marilyn manson.

SANDEEP (h): the woman you would like to sleep with?

SANDEEP (h): namitha and ramba.

SANDEEP (h): both of them have got one thing in common.

SANDEEP (G): you got it.

SANDEEP (h): describe your life in one line?

SANDEEP (G): my life is a copy of copy of copy........

SANDEEP( H): three thing's you cant live without?

SANDEEP (g): shit man didn't expect this from you every other shit head interviewer would ask this shit.

SANDEEP (H): do not underestimate the unpredictability of shit. some times shit smells better than an expensive perfume.

SANDEEP (g): okay cigarettes( atleast till i get myself out of this shit hole), porn( it releives me from stress), and ashok ( go read my 4 blog) if you need an explanation.

SANDEEP (H): any regrets?

SANDEEP (G): a whole lot of them and aditya the infamous chai ghar incident is one of them. but as things are even now i dont regret it anymore.

SANDEEP (h): Given a chance to transform yourself who would you like to transform yourself into?

SANDEEP (g): YASH CHOPRA and would kill myself to save this world from the shit he's been producing .

SANDEEP (h): The person you would like to live like? and one thing if your answer is something close to " myself" or any other shit like that get up and fuck off.

SANDEEP (g): Now that was rude. jeff bridges in "the big lebowski".....the dude abides.

SANDEEP (h): heard you admire amitabh. is there any dream role you would would like to see him in?

SANDEEP (g): i've written a script keeping amitabh in mind and the movie is called " watchman" amitabh plays the role of an apartment watchman who brings joy into the gloomy lives of the residents.

SANDEEP (h): The future of indian cinema lies in the hands of? name any 5

SANDEEP (g): 1. ANURAG KASYAP.
2. VISHAL.
3. NAGESH KUKUNOOR. ( a request to all the producers " if this guy comes to you with a script that requires a heavy budget please ask him to go fuck himself. now if you lend a deaf ear to this then i am sure that you would end up fucking yourself).
4. balaji sakthivel ( the guy who made kaadal and kallori)>
5. jai simha ( THE FIVE MINUTES would clear all your doubts).

SANDEEP(h): thanks man. hope you dont mind coming here again.

SANDEEP (g): fuck off.

SANDEEP (h): Now, that was rude.