everyday day you meet people some good, some bearable and some who kick the shit out of you now these irritating people are called worthless pieces of shit and i simply call them shit. over the last few weeks, months and year's i've met many. here's a short description of all that shit i've encountered. ( the name's have been changed ).
chapter 1- the shit with a shit in his name.
" appereances could be deceiving " have you ever come across this phrase. now if you are one of them doubting the authenticity of this one go on read this. this guy come's across as a decent " i visit temple every day " kind of guy. you trust him but the motherfucker come's out with his true colours even before you realise he has become your friend. beleive me i've been around with this guy. this spectacled, pimple faced ugly creature has been a part of my life for quiet some time now and i regret every second of those pain's taking moments i have spent with him. you got the money he lick's your ass. never did i write something with so much fury.
the very thought of his stupid smile is driving me crazy. this guy is the height of inferiority complex. i am tired of you mate. i hate everything about him. everytime i meet him i discover a new side of this guy. if i am given a chance to pick an orginal sound track of this guy's life i'll choose " i am a fake " by the used. this song is written for you mate. you're a fake and you will remain one for god knows how long.
chapter : a friend of mr. shit.
god has always been unkind to me. he made me meet this guy. he stole my brand new earphones. at the time when i first met him his girl has freshly left him . she's a smart girl she smelt the dirty smell of this shit and drove him away. i am glad that i supper pissed off this dog faced motherfucker at our very first meet itself. oye selfish bastard are you reading this? you remember that day when you asked me to bunk my college and you fucked off with a friend off your's. you are a lucky basterd . i've come there to meet you even when i was well short off my attendance requirement. that single day would have costed me a lot and luckily i didnt get a chance to pay for it or else you would have been a dead dog till now.
Monday, January 18, 2010
sandeep
there are two kinds of people in this world extroverts and introverts and a very thin line divides both these kinds and this line my friend is a very dangerous fella ..people who call themselves extroverts are normal,regular human beings but people on the other side are given many names some call them saints some baba,saddists,screwheads,shitheads etc etc but a very few people live on the line and these people are like a newly formed political party confused over everything ......everyday is a battle for them. all their life is spent in deciding whether to jump on this or that side of the line and unfortunately i am one of them.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
THREE SHOTS
liquid's, banjara hills 10:8 pm
boy: hi you look lost.
girl: this is my first time.
boy: can i buy you a drink? a beer may be.
girl: i could do with a shot of vodka. if that's ok with you.
boy : sure.
10: 32 pm
the boy returns with vodka
boy: here you go. the finest vodka available.
girl ( lifting her shot ): so, what are we drinking for ?
boy ( lifting his shot ) : hyderabad
they gulp down their shots and the conversation continues.
the first shot : introduction
boy : you got a name.
girl : sin and you?
boy : vin, what do you do?
girl : what do i do? oh my god this sure is the finest vodka available here. i work with the tcs i think ( all this said with a continuous at times irritating giggle ).
boy: oh you care to know what i do?
girl: sure sure go on.
boy: i dont do much actually, but when some one asks me what i do i tell them i am an engineering student.
girl: how old are you?
boy : two year's less than " you got to be xxx before you can actually sip beer"
girl: you look like a smart ass for your age.
boy: thanks, can i get you an other drink?
girl: this time the drink's are on me.
the second shot:
girl: here's your drink.
boy : tell me something about you will ya?
girl : you first ....what else do you do apart from getting drunk with people you hardly know?
boy: i am a cinephile and someone qualified enough to be called a "book leptotene".
girl: whats that lep..?
boy : the initial stage of a worm.
girl ( giggling, this time it's cute).
boy: and what else do you do apart from the daily labour at tcs?
girl: i am a cinephile and a book worm.
boy ( was about to say something)
girl: make it a leptotene sounds good.
the third shot: movies, music and more movies.
girl : what were your last five movies ?
boy: ah state and main, the informer, turtles can fly , staten island , and carriers.
girl: man are they english?
boy: yeah some of them.
girl : i am way out of your league. i take back my words i am not a cinephile .
boy : listen to that " Gazing through the window at the world outside,
wondering will mother earth survive hoping that mankind will stop abusing her sometime " know who sung this?
girl: are you shittin me? ofcourse i know who sung it. the god himself ozzy osborne.
boy: the last i was here with a girl they played the same song and the girl was like " hey its the back street boys i just love them".
girl: that was tragic.
boy : what else do you listen to?
girl: the courteneer's, my chemical romance, baby shambles, blood surfer, behemoth, children of bodom.
boy: now its my turn i am way out of your league. do you actually listen anything less violent than that?
girl: avril, coldplay, all american rejects , the racounters and ofcourse all the other chick stuff which you wouldn't have heard of.
girl( waving out to her friends ): i think i have to leave now, xxxxxxxxxx is my no and yeah text me your number.
boy: it was a nice chat.
girl : sure, it was i'll give you a call some time.
boy: hi you look lost.
girl: this is my first time.
boy: can i buy you a drink? a beer may be.
girl: i could do with a shot of vodka. if that's ok with you.
boy : sure.
10: 32 pm
the boy returns with vodka
boy: here you go. the finest vodka available.
girl ( lifting her shot ): so, what are we drinking for ?
boy ( lifting his shot ) : hyderabad
they gulp down their shots and the conversation continues.
the first shot : introduction
boy : you got a name.
girl : sin and you?
boy : vin, what do you do?
girl : what do i do? oh my god this sure is the finest vodka available here. i work with the tcs i think ( all this said with a continuous at times irritating giggle ).
boy: oh you care to know what i do?
girl: sure sure go on.
boy: i dont do much actually, but when some one asks me what i do i tell them i am an engineering student.
girl: how old are you?
boy : two year's less than " you got to be xxx before you can actually sip beer"
girl: you look like a smart ass for your age.
boy: thanks, can i get you an other drink?
girl: this time the drink's are on me.
the second shot:
girl: here's your drink.
boy : tell me something about you will ya?
girl : you first ....what else do you do apart from getting drunk with people you hardly know?
boy: i am a cinephile and someone qualified enough to be called a "book leptotene".
girl: whats that lep..?
boy : the initial stage of a worm.
girl ( giggling, this time it's cute).
boy: and what else do you do apart from the daily labour at tcs?
girl: i am a cinephile and a book worm.
boy ( was about to say something)
girl: make it a leptotene sounds good.
the third shot: movies, music and more movies.
girl : what were your last five movies ?
boy: ah state and main, the informer, turtles can fly , staten island , and carriers.
girl: man are they english?
boy: yeah some of them.
girl : i am way out of your league. i take back my words i am not a cinephile .
boy : listen to that " Gazing through the window at the world outside,
wondering will mother earth survive hoping that mankind will stop abusing her sometime " know who sung this?
girl: are you shittin me? ofcourse i know who sung it. the god himself ozzy osborne.
boy: the last i was here with a girl they played the same song and the girl was like " hey its the back street boys i just love them".
girl: that was tragic.
boy : what else do you listen to?
girl: the courteneer's, my chemical romance, baby shambles, blood surfer, behemoth, children of bodom.
boy: now its my turn i am way out of your league. do you actually listen anything less violent than that?
girl: avril, coldplay, all american rejects , the racounters and ofcourse all the other chick stuff which you wouldn't have heard of.
girl( waving out to her friends ): i think i have to leave now, xxxxxxxxxx is my no and yeah text me your number.
boy: it was a nice chat.
girl : sure, it was i'll give you a call some time.
Monday, January 4, 2010
My Five-Movies
after you complete watching a movie you move on to other thing's but only some film's get you thinking. some, because of their spectacular special effect's some because of their plot and a very few because of their performances. here's the list of five best performance's which moved me.
1. daniel day lewis ( in the name of father ).
after hearing the death news of his father. daniel day lewis come's out through the front door. stop's in front of the large gathering of press and with tears dwelling in his eyes he shouts " my father was an innocent man ". this is the most chilling scene in movie. this scene alone deserve's a best scene oscar if there's any. the performance got him an oscar nomination though he lost out to tom hank's who on the other side delivered an extremely moving performance in philadelphia. interestingly daniel day was the first choice for philadelphia instead he opted for in the name of father which he felt was a far more challenging role. i place this at the top of my list beacause daniel day has always been a self made actor no acting schools, no god father's, no lee strasberg's( the person who introduced method acting ). what amazes me the most is the way he pick's his movies when all his counterpart's are busy signing million dollar deals with the studios this guy is busy warming up for a role he has signed an year ago.
2. jeff bridges ( the big lebowski ).
probably the most underrated actor of all time's jeff bridges play's this guy who calls himself dude. you can make an other cool hand luke casting a brad pitt or a depp but not an other big lebowski. no wonder they call him king of cool. you watch this flick you come out and all off a sudden you start behaving like the guy you've seen on the screen such is the impact of his performance. the smart one liner's which would have sounded like shit coming out of any other superstar of hollywood sound like sweet symphony when this guy utter's them...........the dude abide's.
3. sasson gabbai ( the band's visit )
only one among every thousand in hyderabad would have seen this movie. i stiil remember the reason why i forced myself to watch this movie. i sat down to watch this because i've run out of movies and this was the last unseen flick alive in my hard disk. it started rather slowly fortunately i consoled my self and continued watching it only to find myself wiping my tears at the end of it. didn't knew the name of this guy sasson gabbai though he looked a bit like ben kingsley. beleive me he was the only guy who made me cry in recent times. he play's this lonely guy who fall's in love with a woman long after the death of his wife and child. if grief and loneliness be made into a man it look's like sasson gabbai.
4. kristin scott thomas ( i've loved you so long ).
here scot thomas surpasses everthing she has done before. is she the greatest actress alive? yes, wait no there's meryl streep. assume meryl streep was never born and all the great movies she has done were never made. then yes, scott thomas is the greatest actress alive. she play's the role of a mother who's just released from prison after serving fourteen long years for killing her son. you hate her for what she has done you feel like smashing her face with a baseball bat if given a chance. but, when you get to know the reason you run out of words. a sensation of shame run's through you for hating her this long. prior to this movie i've only remembered her doing comedy's which she is so good at but with this she redefined herself. long may she live, and work.
5. javier camara ( hable con ella ).
except the first two the rest are predominantly unknown performances which demand a standing ovation and appreciation. i've heard twenty year old's telling me they are committed and every time i hear someone saying that i feel like showimg them javier camara in hable con ella . he paly's benigno martini a 30 year old nurse who loves a ballet dancer but the latter doesn't know who this guy is. this is the story of a person who defines love through his actions rather than words. he nurses the girl he loves for years and years without expecting anything in return. forgive me if i am getting a little preachy but after watching this you cant help preaching. i take pride in telling you people that i saw this movie " hable con ella " one of the most disturbing love stories ever made.
of the few people who read this if anybody's interested in watching these movies i've mentioned above. i have all five of them..........
1. daniel day lewis ( in the name of father ).
after hearing the death news of his father. daniel day lewis come's out through the front door. stop's in front of the large gathering of press and with tears dwelling in his eyes he shouts " my father was an innocent man ". this is the most chilling scene in movie. this scene alone deserve's a best scene oscar if there's any. the performance got him an oscar nomination though he lost out to tom hank's who on the other side delivered an extremely moving performance in philadelphia. interestingly daniel day was the first choice for philadelphia instead he opted for in the name of father which he felt was a far more challenging role. i place this at the top of my list beacause daniel day has always been a self made actor no acting schools, no god father's, no lee strasberg's( the person who introduced method acting ). what amazes me the most is the way he pick's his movies when all his counterpart's are busy signing million dollar deals with the studios this guy is busy warming up for a role he has signed an year ago.
2. jeff bridges ( the big lebowski ).
probably the most underrated actor of all time's jeff bridges play's this guy who calls himself dude. you can make an other cool hand luke casting a brad pitt or a depp but not an other big lebowski. no wonder they call him king of cool. you watch this flick you come out and all off a sudden you start behaving like the guy you've seen on the screen such is the impact of his performance. the smart one liner's which would have sounded like shit coming out of any other superstar of hollywood sound like sweet symphony when this guy utter's them...........the dude abide's.
3. sasson gabbai ( the band's visit )
only one among every thousand in hyderabad would have seen this movie. i stiil remember the reason why i forced myself to watch this movie. i sat down to watch this because i've run out of movies and this was the last unseen flick alive in my hard disk. it started rather slowly fortunately i consoled my self and continued watching it only to find myself wiping my tears at the end of it. didn't knew the name of this guy sasson gabbai though he looked a bit like ben kingsley. beleive me he was the only guy who made me cry in recent times. he play's this lonely guy who fall's in love with a woman long after the death of his wife and child. if grief and loneliness be made into a man it look's like sasson gabbai.
4. kristin scott thomas ( i've loved you so long ).
here scot thomas surpasses everthing she has done before. is she the greatest actress alive? yes, wait no there's meryl streep. assume meryl streep was never born and all the great movies she has done were never made. then yes, scott thomas is the greatest actress alive. she play's the role of a mother who's just released from prison after serving fourteen long years for killing her son. you hate her for what she has done you feel like smashing her face with a baseball bat if given a chance. but, when you get to know the reason you run out of words. a sensation of shame run's through you for hating her this long. prior to this movie i've only remembered her doing comedy's which she is so good at but with this she redefined herself. long may she live, and work.
5. javier camara ( hable con ella ).
except the first two the rest are predominantly unknown performances which demand a standing ovation and appreciation. i've heard twenty year old's telling me they are committed and every time i hear someone saying that i feel like showimg them javier camara in hable con ella . he paly's benigno martini a 30 year old nurse who loves a ballet dancer but the latter doesn't know who this guy is. this is the story of a person who defines love through his actions rather than words. he nurses the girl he loves for years and years without expecting anything in return. forgive me if i am getting a little preachy but after watching this you cant help preaching. i take pride in telling you people that i saw this movie " hable con ella " one of the most disturbing love stories ever made.
of the few people who read this if anybody's interested in watching these movies i've mentioned above. i have all five of them..........
Saturday, January 2, 2010
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